| To: Bill Swank
Dear Bill:
I worked the town on Sunday, battling the storm, fallen
trees, electrical outages, rooms filled with smoke, and the smell of
stale beer. Starting at St. Michael's at the 10:30 a.m. Mass with constant
banging in the belfry from wind blown shutters or AC doors, I proceeded
to the smoke-filled rooms at the Eagles Club, Farmington Lanes, Legion
Club, Longbranch, and VFW.
Introducing myself at the bowling alley to likely connections,
a senior couple, the Ulvis, said, "Aren't you the one who sends
all those letters to the Independent?" I acknowledged same and
chatted for a while and introduced my brother to them.
At another establishment, I introduced myself to a
single man, roughly my age, who was in his cups. Recognizing me, the
first words out of his mouth were, "You're the ***hole from San
Diego who sends those (expletive adjective) letters to the paper".
Naturally, I acknowledged that it was me, not wanting to bring you into
the picture. But I thought you should know, just in case you might have
been the real intended target. If the shoe fits, . . . . . . . . .
Alan
May 8, 2007
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